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Kaizers-Quiz

Dear not-yet-fans, normal fans and die-hard-fans! With the help of the following quiz you can find out how good you really know Kaizers and their music. Just answer the questions below and read which fan categorie you belong to. We start with some really easy questions:

The band (1 point for each correct answer):

1) How many members does the band around frontman Janove "The Jackal" Kaizer have?
6
5
8

2) What's the title of Kaizers' first studio album?
Salsa Til Du Blør
Tango Til Det Klør
Ompa Til Du Dør

3) Which instrument is played by the man with the gasmask, who is known by the name of Helge "Omen" Kaizer?
drums
harmonium
tambourine

4) What are the names of the two guitarists?
Killjoy and Gothminister Kaizer
Freddy and Jazon Kaizer
Killmaster and Hellraizer Kaizer

5) Which other essential instruments are part of a Kaizers show?
empty oil-barrels
dripping taps
singing saws

Ok, now it's getting a bit more difficult. The following questions are about the lyrics as well and every correct answer earns you two points:

The music (2 points for every correct answer):

6) What should be the shoe size of the one who wants to walks in the shoes of the mafia boss?
42
45
36

7) On Mr. Kaizer's Resistance party there is kalinka, roulette, kaviar and...?
Bamsemums
Absolut Wodka
Gløgg

8) Which of the Gentlemen wrote the song Auksjon for the Maestro album?
Geir Zahl
Janove Ottesen
Bjarke Mønsted

9) Who's the boss of the lunatic asylum, where also an auction takes place?
Freddy Krueger
Dirk Diggler
Dieter Meyer

10) What is the Maestro suppose to swing?
his crowbar
his hammer
his booty

Ok, so you haven't had any difficulties so far? You are too good for this quiz? Let's try something else then, and no cheating please!

Miscellaneous (3 points for every correct answer):

11) Who made Geir Hellraizer Kaizer's suit??
The Lord
The Devil
Vivienne Westwood

12) In which other band does Kaizers bassist Thunder play?
Cloroform
Scumbankt
Cumshots

13) Which dance is never mentioned in the Kaizers lyrics?
Rumba
Tango
Polka

14) Which friendly woman gives you warmth when the Delikatessen gets too cold?
Clementine
Evita
Johanna

15) Which ist the colour of Janove's underpants?
black
white with red dots
blue with black stripes